At least life isn't boring!

Josiah asked for an orange.  So I grabbed a tangerine and began to peel it.  He looked at me in disgust and informed me, "I want a BLUE orange!"

Michaela received a toy laptop for her birthday.  When Noah sat down at the desk to work on his computer, Michaela told him to be careful of her laptop.  It was sitting on top of mine and Noah's laptops.  Evidently the desk is the place of honor if you are a laptop, because she let him know, "It is very proud to be there."